I don't own a rolling pin. I'm baking a pie. These are my options:
On the left, we've got a Bogen/Manfrotto tripod extension bar.
On the right, we've got a Nitto 44cm heat treated set of road bars.
My vote is for the handlebars, I think.
EDIT: Hold the fucking phones. A challenger has appeared:
Apparently my fan has a center bar that is detachable. I believe I've found my rolling pin.
Operation vegan pumpkin pie can now commence.